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- "Eating is a need of the stomach, drinking is a need of the soul." - Martin Luther
- "The first beer quenches my thirst. A second one cheers me up. After three, I'm tired of everything, so I just keep drinking."
- "There's always a beer between the liver and the kidneys."
- “A pilsner always fits between the liver and the spleen.”
- "Our last wish, even more alcohol!"
- "Of course I don't know whether I will live tomorrow: but if I live tomorrow, I know with certainty that I will drink tomorrow." - Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
- "He who is tidy should also drink well."
- "It hurts my heart so much when I see the bottom of the glass."
- "Enough drunk, now let's drink!"
- "Drunk people and children tell the truth."
- "Eat what is cooked, drink what is clear, speak what is true." - Martin Luther
- "You can never drink too much, but you can never drink enough!" - Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
- "My greatest enemy is alcohol, but the Bible says you should love your enemies too."
- "If you dance, you just don't have any money to drink."
- "Some days life can only be endured when you're completely drunk."
- "Stösschen! As they say among men."
- "Man drinks and horses drink: only today it's the other way around."
- "Some days life can only be endured when you're completely drunk."
- "Sport is murder, only fuel keeps you fit."
- "Oh alcohol, oh alcohol, I know that you are my enemy, but it is written in the Bible that you should love your enemies. So cheers!"
- "From the cradle to the grave, drinking is the real deal!"
- On every ship that steams and sails there is someone who fucks the cleaning lady. No matter how small the ship is, someone has to be the cleaning lady.
